PLAYER 01 / FULLSTACK DEVELOPER [ LVL. 99? ]

BUILD.BREAK.REPEAT_

Senior at fixing problems I created.
Shipping questionable ideas with unreasonable confidence since forever.

EXPLORE BUILDS ↗FIND ME ON X ↗

burps@localhost:~⌘

// absolutely production ready (source: trust me)

➜ whoami

burpscrypto.eth
fullstack dev / automation addict
professional bug manufacturer

➜ cat current_status.txt

building things nobody asked for.
deploying first. reading logs later.

➜ █

try: help / whoami / skills / projects / clear

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01 / CHARACTER PROFILE

NOT YOUR
AVERAGE
CODE MONKEY.

I turn caffeine, API docs, and deeply unnecessary curiosity into working software. Mostly.

Fullstack engineering, automation, cloud infrastructure, and agentic AI. I like building systems that do the boring stuff so I can spend more time creating new problems.

∞OPEN TABS

404SLEEP NOT FOUND

99%IT WORKS ON MY MACHINE

02 / INVENTORY & EQUIPMENT

THE LOADOUT.

Tools don't make you senior. Debugging your own terrible decisions does.

[01] LANGUAGES & SYSTEMS

COMPILE THE CHAOS

RustGoCC++C#JavaKotlinSwiftDartPythonTypeScriptJavaScriptPHPSQLBashPowerShellLuaWebAssembly

[02] WEB & BACKEND

FULLSTACK, UNFORTUNATELY

ReactNext.jsVueNuxtSvelteKitAstroNode.jsBunDenoExpressFastifyNestJSLaravelDjangoFastAPISpring BootGraphQLgRPCWebSockets

[03] CLOUD & INFRA

DEPLOY & SURVIVE

Cloudflare WorkersCloudflare PagesAWSGoogle CloudAzureDockerKubernetesTerraformNginxLinuxCI/CDGitHub ActionsPostgreSQLRedisMongoDBSupabaseCloudflare D1Observability

[04] MOBILE & DESKTOP

NO SCREEN IS SAFE

Android SDKJetpack ComposeKotlin MultiplatformFlutterReact NativeSwiftUIElectronTauriQtPWAWebViewCross-platform Apps

[05] AGENTIC AI

MY UNPAID COWORKERS

Hermes Agent9RouterAgentRouterClaudeGeminiGroqLLM OrchestrationTool CallingMCPRAGVector SearchAgent Workflows

[06] ENGINEERING TOOLBOX

WHERE BUGS ARE BORN

VS CodeNeovimJetBrains IDEsGitGitHubDocker CLIPostmanInsomniaChrome DevToolsLinux ShellGitHub ActionsFigmaWireshark

* A map of technologies I build with, experiment with, or keep in the toolbox. No one is an expert in every box. The debugger knows.

03 / CLASSIFIED BUILDS

BUILT IN THE SHADOWS.

Five fictional lab concepts. No demos, no repos, no production breadcrumbs. Nice try.

GHOSTQUEUE

Event-driven automation engine. Incoming webhooks enter a queue, workers process jobs with retries and backoff, and an audit trail records every outcome. Boring tasks, professionally eliminated.

PRIVATE BUILD · AUTOMATION

CHAINPHANTOM

Read-only crypto intelligence dashboard. Indexes public on-chain events, normalizes wallet activity, and highlights unusual transfers with configurable rules. Observes the chaos; doesn't touch funds.

PRIVATE BUILD · WEB3

NULLPILOT

Agent workflow sandbox. A planner breaks requests into tasks, isolated tools execute approved steps, and a review gate catches questionable actions before anything runs. Trust issues, but engineered.

PRIVATE BUILD · AGENTIC AI

HEXWATCH

Web reliability monitor. Scheduled probes check endpoint latency and response health, compare results against thresholds, and send alerts when services misbehave. Because production loves surprises.

PRIVATE BUILD · WEB OPS

BLOCKDRIFT

Crypto market simulation lab. Streams public candle data, computes technical indicators, then paper-tests strategy rules with fees and slippage included. Fake money, real disappointment.

PRIVATE BUILD · CRYPTO LAB

* Fictional concepts for portfolio presentation. Not public products, live services, or performance claims.

04 / FINAL BOSS

GOT A BAD
IDEA?

Perfect. Those are usually the most interesting ones.

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